April 17th, 2012
RED, WHITE, AND BLOOD — GIVEAWAY

Hey! You there! Would you like to be like this man?

Well, you can’t, because that’s the legendary Beau Smith, and he is, frankly, tougher than all of us put together. But you can wear the same hat he’s sporting. That’s right, it’s the annual giveaway for loyal readers of the Nathaniel Cade series. And this year, you get a hat.

This is the CADE 2012 official campaign hat. With flat-embroidered stitching and an adjustable, one-size-fits-all metal clasp. And now it can be yours.

That’s right. All you have to do is TAKE A PICTURE of yourself with a copy of RED, WHITE, AND BLOOD after it hits bookstores April 26, and send it to me via my Facebook page, my Twitter account, or email me direct at chris-at-chrisfarnsworth-dot-com. (See how I spelled that out there? It’s a probably futile attempt to stop spammers. But I know you can figure it out.)

Include your address with the photo in the email, or message me on Facebook or Twitter with it after you post the photo. Creativity always appreciated. If you’re camera-shy, just take a pic of the book itself.

But if that’s too much work, then show up at one of my events, and you can get this headgear from me in person.

Alternatively, if you do not want to purchase the book — you’d be missing out, but that’s cool — write the words “PARENTS’ BRAINS” on a postcard with your address and send it to me at:

Christopher Farnsworth
3435 Ocean Park Blvd. #107
PMB 70
Santa Monica, CA  90405

Now, the fine print:

SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED. You snooze, you lose.

All photos, postcards, and requests for hats must be received by the end of my book tour: SATURDAY, MAY 5, 2012.

One hat per person.

Rules are subject to change without notice. 

This hat will not make you as tough as Beau Smith. So do not attempt to fistfight a bear while wearing this hat. The hat might survive. You will not.

Get your cameras and phones ready. Line up outside your favorite bookstore and send me those pics. Your head will thank you.